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Larry The Cable Guy Health Inspector

2006-03-25T08:43:00.000-05:00

Larry The Cable Guy Health Inspector
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

The New Larry The Cable Guy Health Inspector movie hits theaters this weekend.

Dodge unveils radical Charger concept

2006-02-25T10:54:00.000-05:00

New Dodge Charger Concept Car
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

Jethro's Casino

2005-12-18T09:47:00.000-05:00

Jethro's Casino
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

The Beverly Hillbillies Jethro Bodine is opening his own casino.

Max Baer who starred as Jethro in the TV sitcom, purchased a vacant 120,000 square foot Wal-Mart building at the South end of Carson City, CA along U.S. 395 at the Southgate shopping complex, two miles south of the state capitol buildings.

Features include a cement pond and Granny Shotgun Weddin' Chapel where weddings will be presided over by Granny, who will be a real Justice of the Peace and will perform weddings for people that want to get married, people that are already married and people who want to get hitched, just for the fun of it in a mock shotgun weddin'.

For the official site, click on the link at the bottom of this article.

The Politics Of Country Music

2005-12-14T17:33:00.000-05:00

rednecks
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

Rednecks and Bluenecks is a new book by Chris Willian about the political pulse of country music. From the uproar caused by the Dixie Chicks anti-war stance and feud with Toby Keith to much, much more. It's a very in-depth read.

Larry The Cable Guy Gets Married

2005-12-11T09:35:00.000-05:00

Sorry, ladies. Larry the Cable Guy is no longer single. In his Friday December 9th appearance on NBC's Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Larry the Cable Guy discussed several things including his recent marriage. Larry said the wedding occurred about 5 weeks ago.

Marriage has already provided Larry with new comedic material as he demonstrated with Jay Leno. Larry mentioned how he and his wife had different feelings about decorating. As an example, in decorating the bedroom, Larry said that he told his new bride he thought her legs would look good over the headboard. No word yet if the couple met at RedneckAndSingle.com (see story article below).

Trailer Trash Talkin' Turleen Doll

2005-12-10T10:21:00.000-05:00

TurleenBox
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

Introducing the Trailer Trash Talkin' Turleen doll. Yes that's right, a burping, beer drinking, cigarette smoking, 12 inch tall doll. Press her belly, (it's big because she's got one in the oven) and hear her spout out a few phrases in a southern drawl. Everything from "Look out it's a twister" to "Pour me a double I'm drinkin' for 2."

To hear her actual sound bytes, visit the link at the bottom of this article.

Send some Hooters to our troops

2005-12-06T22:33:00.000-05:00

Hooters support our troops drop
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

During this holiday season, you can stop into any domestic Hooters location and purchase a calendar with a thank you note for a solider currently stationed overseas. Hooters will take care of the postage and ship these calendars out to the troops to bring a little Hooters Holiday Spirit to their tents.

Jeep unveils radical Gladiator truck concept

2005-12-06T22:27:00.000-05:00

Jeep Gladiator
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

Remember the Jeep Comanche pickup? Well, here's Jeep's newest truck concept. The Jeep Gladiator. Click on the link below to visit Jeep's Gladiator site.

the redneck online dating honky tonk is here

2005-12-01T21:25:00.000-05:00

Redneck and Single.com
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

If you're tired of weeding through all the profiles on online dating sites filled with people who turn their noses up at stuff like NASCAR and country music, there's good news.
It's called
RedneckAndSingle.com

The redneck online dating honky tonk offers several good ol' boy twists to online dating including hobby choices that range from "Raisin Critters" to "Raisin' Hell." The mood of the site is akin to an online dating honky-tonk, only without the drunken fist-fights. Membership options include Basic Redneck which allows users to complete profiles and upload photos, free. And there's Premium Redneck with Redneck E-mail, the Redneck Chat Room and even Instant Redneck Messenger, for $14.95 monthly.

Admittedly, I've filled out a few online dating profiles. But none like this. It's a real hoot. I actually felt proud to be redneck and single.

There's members in all 50 states and there are almost 14,000 members. Help spread the word about this redneck online dating honky tonk and you could soon have people in your neck of the woods clickin' on your profile.

Email your friend about this online dating honky tonk by clicking on the envelope below.

Click here to fill out your dating profile at RedneckAndSingle.com

Brad Paisley Tour Starts New Fashion Trend

2005-12-01T21:18:00.000-05:00

Brad Paisley Lampshade Fans
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

Jimmy Buffet has his Parrotheads. Well, apparently Brad Paisley has his Lampshade Heads, inspired by the hillarious lyrics to his recent hit, "Alcohol."

So if you to to a Brad Paisley "Time Well Wasted" concert and you'd better dress for the occassion. See the many lampshade designs on his website by clicking on the link below.

John Deere Unveils radical new ATV

2005-12-01T21:08:00.000-05:00

john deer ATV
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

OK, maybe it's not a mass produced vehicle yet. But our John Deere cap is off to the engineer who threw this one together.

Larry The Cable Guy TV Appearances

2005-12-01T20:52:00.000-05:00

Larry The Cable Guy will be on TV a couple times next week.

First, he'll appear on The Billboard Awards, Tues, Dec. 6th, 8 PM Eastern on FOX.

Next, he'll appear on Jay Leno, Fri, Dec. 9th, 11:30 PM Eastern on NBC.

Git-r-done Larry.

My Name Is Earl Is Good Karma For NBC

2005-11-19T08:02:00.000-05:00

Don't know what the heck karma is? Watch NBC's My Name Is Earl on Tuesday nights at 9 PM EST. It's turning into a viewer favorite this season.

The redneck version of Everyman, Earl, draws up a list of 258 wrongs to be righted. From wrongs against his ex-wife played by hottie, Jaime Pressly, to wrongs against his dad in next week's episode.

The show's Jason Lee is getting a lot of exposure lately including hosting last Saturday evening's SNL. But he does play a very likeable character as the lead of Earl.

The humor is very dry in comparison to Blue Collar TV. But other than that, the show does tip its cap to redneck culture.

Jeff Foxworthy Appears On Donny Deutch's Big Idea

2005-11-16T23:02:00.000-05:00

If you missed the live airing tonight, you can catch it at 1 a.m. EST on CNBC.

Foxworthy is promoting his new book, The Redneck Dictionary.

Kurt Busch Suspended

2005-11-16T10:26:00.000-05:00

Following Busch being taken into police custody last Friday evening for suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol, team owner Jack Roush suspended the reigning NEXTEL cup's champion from the last 2 races of the season including last Sunday's race in Phoenix where Busch had his run in with the law.

This will be Busch's last year with the Roush team. Next year he'll be driving for Penske Racing South in the car driven by retiring Rusty Wallace. That's right, the Miller Lite car.

Well, at least it's not a car sponsored by Busch Beer.

CMA Awards Winners

2005-11-16T09:52:00.000-05:00

Last night's CMA Awards Show in New York was filled with everything from Big and Rich performing with midgets to Dolly Parton singing a remake of Imagine with Elton John.

Here's a list of winners at the CMA Awards

Entertainer

Keith Urban

Album

Lee Ann Womack,There's More Where That Came From

Single

Lee Ann Womack, I May Hate Myself in the Morning

Song (for songwriter)

Whiskey Lullaby

(Bill Anderson and Jon Randall)

Female vocalist

Gretchen Wilson

Male vocalist

Keith Urban

Vocal group

Rascal Flatts

Vocal duo

Brooks & Dunn

Musical event

George Strait & Lee Ann Womack, Good News, Bad News

Horizon

Dierks Bentley

Video (artist and director)

As Good as I Once Was

(Toby Keith, Michael Salomon)

Musician

Jerry Douglas, dobro

Beer Fridge Web Cam

2005-11-16T09:05:00.000-05:00

World's First Motion-Detected Web Cam Inside a Beer Fridge
And there really is a Dave and Darrin.
BeerLoverCam.com - their slogan? Yeah, it's in the Fridge! TM

Larry The Cable Guy Goes Rodeo

2005-11-16T08:55:00.000-05:00

It's the Gir-R-Done Pro Rodeo Team. Sponsored by Larry the Cable Guy. Yep, Larry is sponsoring 6 pro bull riders: Guy Allen, Britt Bockius, JIm Folk, Tater Porter, Jerome Schneeberger, and Clayton Zibell. For more details visit Larry's web site: http://www.LarryTheCableGuy.com/rodeo

Blue Collar TV goes on hiatus

2005-11-15T17:34:00.000-05:00

If you're looking for new episodes of Blue Collar TV, you'll have to wait.
According to The WB, Blue Collar TV is on temporary hiatus. It will return to the schedule sometime in 2006.

New Larry The Cable Guy movie wraps production

2005-11-15T17:30:00.000-05:00

While we know very little yet about Larry The Cable Guy's first starring role in Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector, we can safely assume this isn't a drama about foodborne contamination. The Larry The Cable Guy Health Inspector movie is due out in the spring of 2006 and also features a number of stars including Joe Pantilliano (The Sopranos), Iris Bahr (Curb Your Enthusiasm), Tom Wilson ("Biff" from Back To The Future), Megan Price (Grounded For Life), Jerry Mathers (Leave It To Beaver), Joanna Cassidy (Six Feet Under), and Tony Hale (Arrested Development). Kid Rock also makes a cameo. Larry The Cable Guy Health Inspector is directed by Trent Cooper.

Cooter creates controversy over new Dukes Movie

2005-07-15T08:37:00.000-04:00

FROM USA TODAY, MAY 13

ATLANTA (AP) — If television's "Crazy Cooter" has his way, fans of the Dukes of Hazzard may be speeding away from a new movie version of the cornpone classic faster than the Duke boys running from Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.
He was "Cooter" when this picture was taken in 1983. But Ben Jones went on to be a two-term Congressman from Geogria.

Ben Jones, a former Georgia congressman who played the wisecracking mechanic on the popular series from 1979-85, said profanity and sexual content in the film make a mockery of the family friendly show.

"Basically, they trashed our show," said Jones, who now lives in the mountains of Washington, Va. "It's one thing to do whatever movie they want to do, but to take a classic family show and do that is like taking "I Love Lucy" and making her a crackhead or something."

Jones said he read a script of the movie, which is scheduled to be released next month, and that it contained profanity, "constant sexual innuendo and some very clear sexual situations."

On Wednesday, Jones wrote an open letter to fans on his web site, cootersplace.com, urging them to stay away.

"From all I have seen and heard, the "Dukes" movie is a sleazy insult to all of us who have cared about the "Dukes of Hazzard" for so long ... ," Jones wrote. "Unless they clean it up before the August 5th release date I would strongly recommend that true blue Dukes fans hold their noses and pass this one up."

A spokeswoman at Warner Brothers pictures, which is releasing the movie, did not immediately return phone calls seeking comment on Wednesday.

The Dukes of Hazzard was a surprise hit for CBS, combining with Dallas to earn some of the highest Friday-night ratings in television history.

The show pitted "good-ol' boys" Bo and Luke Duke and their moonshine-running Uncle Jesse against the crooked politician Boss Hogg and his bumbling henchman, Sheriff Coltrane, in fictional Hazzard County.

Reruns of the show began airing on the CMT network this year, earning some of the best ratings ever on the country music cable channel.

In the movie, Johnny Knoxville, who made his name on MTV's controversial stuntfest Jackass, and Seann William Scott, who starred in the raunchy American Pie movies, play the main characters.

Pop star turned reality TV icon Jessica Simpson plays Daisy Duke.

Jones was elected to Congress in 1988 as a Democrat. He lost his bid for a third term in 1992 after his district was redrawn, then lost two other bids for House seats, one in Georgia and another in Virginia.

He owns Cooter's Place, a Dukes memorabilia shop in Gatlinburg, Tenn. and plans to open another in Nashville. He also is an organizer of "Dukesfest," an annual outdoor concert and convention celebrating the show in Bristol, Tenn.

dukes of hazzard soundtrack features classic remake

2005-07-11T19:33:00.000-04:00

jessica simpson
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

Jessica Simpson's remake of Nancy Sinatra's hit, "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" is featured in the new Dukes Of Hazzard Movie and is currently the #1 most downloaded song from i-Tunes.

redneck woman Gretchen Wilson tour dates

2005-07-11T15:05:00.000-04:00

Redneck woman, Gretchen Wilson, will be performing in Memphis, July 15th at the Fed Ex Forum. The tour will then head on to Atlanta's Phillips Arena for 3 consecutive nights, 7/16-7/18.

The shows should feature material from her new CD, "All Jacked Up," due for release September 27th.

The CD includes twelve songs, seven of which were written or co-written by Gretchen, all produced by Sony Nashville Executive VP A&R Mark Wright, recording artist John Rich and Gretchen Wilson.

how to meet your own bo or daisy duke

2005-07-11T14:55:00.000-04:00

Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

You Don't Have To High-Tail To Hazzard To Meet Your Own Bo Or Daisy Duke

After seeing the new Dukes of Hazzard movie, you may decide you want a Duke for yourself. And just what does it take to meet a good ol' boy or a good ol' gal?

Kevin McIntosh, creator of the new dating site, RedneckAndSingle.com, has some suggestions for those looking to meet someone as down home as their favorite character from Hazzard.

"Women can't be afraid to bait her own hook. That's one of the most common things we've seen from the thousands of men who've posted profiles." As for the women, McIntosh says they're lookin' for "a guy who's not afraid to get his hands a little dirty."

Also important is an appreciation for NASCAR. And if you're a Jeff Gordon fan, don't even think about dating a Dale Jr. fan. "We've had several fans of both drivers post profiles, most of whom have made it very clear that if you're a fan of the rival, you'd best stay away," says McIntosh.

And the best news is you don't have to move to Hazzard to meet your dream Duke. McIntosh says RedneckAndSingle.com has members in all 50 states.

top 10 "redneck" keyword searches

2005-07-11T14:34:00.000-04:00

What terms do people enter into the Yahoo search engine when searching for "redneck?" Here's the top ten for the month of May, according to Yahoo.

# of Searches Redneck Keyword

39298 redneck woman
28520 redneck
19151 redneck joke
5175 redneck woman music video
5093 music redneck woman
4966 redneck woman video
4917 redneck yard
4625 redneck picture
3729 redneck girl

The Dukes Of Hazzard

2005-07-08T09:55:00.000-04:00

The Dukes Of Hazzard
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

Hang on to your hats, boys, cause this one is gonna be hot. The new Dukes Of Hazzard movie is due out in just a few weeks. Based on the hit television series that ran from 1979-85, The Dukes of Hazzard is written by Jonathan Davis, with revisions by John O'Brien and Broken Lizard. Set in present day, the story follows the adventures of "good old boy" cousins, Bo (Seann William Scott) and Luke (Johnny Knoxville) Duke, who with the help of their eye-catching cousin Daisy (Jessica Simpson) and moonshine running Uncle Jesse (Willie Nelson), try and save the family farm from being destroyed by Hazzard County's corrupt commissioner Boss Hogg (Burt Reynolds). Their efforts constantly find the "Duke Boys" eluding authorities in "The General Lee," their famed 1969 orange Dodge Charger that keeps them one step ahead of the dimwitted antics of the small southern town's Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane (M.C. Gainey).

Opens in theatres August 5th

Larry The Cable Guy Goes Hollywood

2005-07-08T09:35:00.000-04:00

Larry The Cable Guy
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

In addition to his taping of Blue Collar TV in Atlanta, Larry The Cable Guy, is making trips to the studios in Hollywood. "Health Inspector" and a Pixar Disney animated film, "Cars" are the two films he will be in. "Cars" will also star Owen Wilson and is due out Summer of 2006. No word yet on the date of "Health Inspector."

Let The Redneck Games Begin

2005-07-08T09:29:00.000-04:00

redneckgames
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

The 10th Annual Redneck Olympics kick off this Saturday in Dublin, GA with the lighting of ceremonial grill at 12:30.

Events include hubcap hurling, bobbing for pig feet, the buttcrack competition and the mudpit bell-flop.

The festivities will conclude with beer and fireworks at 9:15 pm.

The games are sponsored by radio station WQZY and the East Dublin Lions Club. An attendance of 15,000 is expected. If you go, be sure to pack lots of water and sunscreen.

For more info, visit: http://redneckgames.tripod.com/

redneck rampage

2005-05-11T12:52:00.000-04:00

redneck rampage
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

OK, this is really yesterday's news. Really last millenium's news. But we just found out about it. If you're a video game fan, here's your game. Redneck Rampage. Moon Pie snacks become Cow Pie power-ups, and Leonard has a repertoire of post-killing punchlines such as "You plays with the bull, ya gets the horns." Other touches of humor are more subtle. If Leonard dives into a well and swims along an underwater tunnel, he'll come up for air in the outhouse. Health is restored by drinking moonshine and cheap-ass whiskey - but watch your intake! Too much 'shine and you'll be lurching out of control. While Leonard can "take a quick pee" to sober up a bit, more obvious scatological gags fall flat - including the straining, splashing sound effects that start up whenever he nears a toilet.

jeep unveils radical hurricane concept

2005-01-26T20:38:00.000-05:00

Jeep Hurricane
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

This thing spins 360 degrees on its axis, sitting still. It's what Chrysler calls, "The Hurricane." Also features dual Hemis and a 5.7-liter 335-HP V-8 engine. Accelerates 0 to 60 MPH in less than 5 seconds. Simply unbelievable.

Detroit News Article

rednecks unveil radical baby stroller concept

2005-01-25T20:30:00.000-05:00

redneck and single
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

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Click here to see Redneck Baby Stroller full size.

To send this humorous photo link to a friend, just click on the envelope icon below.

jessica unveils radical daisy dukes

2005-01-25T20:29:00.000-05:00

jessica as daisy
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

Here's a Dukes movie update. A rare photo of Jessica Simpson on the set of the new Dukes of Hazzard movie (see related article in posting below) in her Daisy Dukes. As with the Jeep Hurricane, simply unbelievable.

To send this story and photo to a friend, click on the envelope icon below.

blue collar comedy tour rides again

2005-01-25T20:16:00.000-05:00

blue collar comedy tour rides again
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

Starting today you can e-mail a personalized audio greeting from your favorite Blue Collar Comedy Tour stars promoting their new DVD and CD, The Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again. I about fell out of my seat when the first word I heard out of Foxworthy's mouth was, "Kevin...". You just type in the name. And you can preview it to hear if it works.

I typed in a friend's name which wasn't recognized so apparently it won't work with every name. In that case, it just keeps the greeting generic, like, "Hey, ya'll." It's still really funny.

Click here to go to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour audio email

comedy central goes redneck, again

2005-01-25T20:03:00.000-05:00

redneck weekend
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

Last year's "Redneck Weekend" on
Comedy Central was a huge hit. And they're doin' it again. If you're lookin' for more great redneck humor, be sure to tune in to Comedy Central, Sunday, February 13th. It's all leading up to the World TV premier of "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again," Sunday evening.

Scheduled to air that day:

The Beverly Hillbillies, the movie (1993)
America's favorite redneck family, The Clampetts is revived for the big screen in this hillarious adaptation of the classic TV series.

Joe Dirt (2001)
Redneck Joe Dirt, played by David Spade, tells the story of his life-long search for his family to radio talk show host Evander Kelly, played by Dennis Miller. Also features the refreshingly country-cute, Brittany Daniels in her Daisy Dukes as well as bad boy Kid Rock as a very convincing smart-alek boyfriend.

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour Movie (2003)
Ron White, Larry The Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Jeff Foxworthy in the hit comedy concert filmed live in Phoenix in 2003. Hillarious!

Poor White Trash (2000)
I haven't seen this one yet, but just read a glowing review about it. Sounds like a must see movie.

Ron White, "They Call Me Tater Salad" (2004)
The bad boy of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Ron White, brings his shamelessly underachieving attitude to the stage.

Happy Texas (1999)
Another movie I haven't seen. But again, I've read a glowing review on it. Sounds like another must see flick.

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again (2004)
World TV Premier
Read my review on this one in the separate posting below.

Again, these all air on Sunday, February 13th. Be sure to check out ComedyCentral.com for complete details and broadcast times.

Comedy Central

how redneck are you?

2005-01-21T09:34:00.000-05:00

I've found a funny site called
Am I Redneck Or Not? Rate snapshots based on the redneckness of the photo. You can upload your own snapshots, as well.

Am I Redneck Or Not?

cool redneck screensaver

2005-01-21T08:34:00.000-05:00

Redneck Screensaver
Originally uploaded by kmc1.

Hey, I just found a cool redneck screensaver plus some other fun redneck stuff on
the Redneck Weekend archives of Comedy Central's website.

the dukes of hazzard DVD Jan 25th

2005-01-21T04:01:00.000-05:00

The Season 2 DVD release is Tuesday, Jan. 25th.The Dukes Of Hazzard official WB site